Events

An Open Letter to Roller Derby

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Those who have come to know and love Derby know that a relationship with her comes with many “feels.” If it were Facebook official, it would be “Complicated.” Thankfully, Derby is pretty forgiving, and wants to get back together with you as much as you want to get back together with her.

[Psst! Down here. Speaking of getting back together, The Outfit has been killing it lately, and the new June WFTDA rankings prove it. “They came out of the funk they have been in since late 2013 with some really important wins and jumped 20 places to 45, securing a 2014 playoff berth…” says Alex ‘Lex Talionis’ Sassoon Coby, of Derby News Network. That means you should really come see this Saturday night’s home game. The Syndicate takes on Milwaukee, and the Shade Brigade faces So Ill. Get your tickets here!]

The Shade Brigade, 2009. Maude Topsy sits second row, far right.

The Shade Brigade, 2009. Maude Topsy sits second row, far right.

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Spring Roll: Winning feels great!

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Teamwork is the dream work. Kim Mortal, Hero Shima and Samantha Judge stick together during the Syndicate’s Friday, May 16, 2014 bout against Cincinnati. Credit: Steve Jurkovic.

In case you’ve missed the big news, The Chicago Outfit took home three out of three spectacular wins at Spring Roll 2014 in Fort Wayne, Indiana, May 16 - 18.

Last weekend, The Syndicate prevailed against Cincinatti (208-103), Connecticut (225-85) and Tri-City (161-131). Alex ‘Lex Talionis’ Sassoon Coby of Derby News Network calls The Outfit “the big rankings winners” of Spring Roll. With those three victories secured, Flat Track Stats estimated that The Outfit jumped 15 slots in its rankings, hopefully securing a slot in the D2 playoffs.
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Spaghetti Wresting Tonight!

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The Chicago Outfit will be hosting their annual Spaghetti Wrestling event tonight, Saturday April 5th, 2014!

Paul Bunion (#smashtag) vs. Babe the Big Blue Ox (Keli Ka-POW-k8s), Spaghetti 2013. Copyright Steve Stearns.

What is Spaghetti Wrestling? Exactly what it sounds like.

Here are some stories from spaghet-vets:
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SyndiSneer

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Syndicate skate out

The Outfit’s charter team the Syndicate has been in a lot of places this year. While generally that would mean interesting travel and wild stories of strange rural Midwest towns, this season leaned more towards a different direction. Structurally the Syndicate has changed in players more often than it has in recent years past. The farewells to classic, talented Outfit skaters and OGs has been heart-breaking and it’s hard to imagine the Outfit without them. But the foundation of the Outfit and what we stand for as a league is too strong to crumble at loss. Maintaining our Division 1 status is a shining example of how little we’re willing to give up even if our best friends and top skaters can no longer be there with us to bask in its glory.

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June 15th Home Bout

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For those of you unlucky enough to miss the Chicago Outfit’s most recent home bout I’m here to provide a brief update on all the ass that was kicked two games, two times. The only reason I really have the time to even write this blog, among other long put-off work, is because this is the first weekend this month the Outfit has zero bout obligations. We’re a league that works hard not only every week at practice, but also competitively on most weekends. All that hard work really paid off, though, when the Shade Brigade faced off against the McLean County Missfits and the Syndicate against Blue Ridge Rollergirls.

The first half of the Shade Brigade’s game was a serious nail-biter. When half-time rolled around, McLean was in the lead 73-67. But if I’ve learned anything about playing with the Shade it’s that we’re a second-half team. A big practice focus of ours is endurance and it always pays off thirty minutes into a bout when most other teams start to get tired.

After the half, the Shade rolled back onto the track and held McLean entirely scoreless for more than a few jams while racking up nearly forty points for themselves. Once the Shade obtained this lead, they held it. But it you’ve ever watched derby before, you know that a forty-point lead doesn’t exactly suggest a clear winner.
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