“Hi, I’m Sue Flay.” “Hey Sue, I’m Hero Shima.” “Oh, I KNOW.” Dude, I say to myself. Be cool. Be. Cool. It’s hard to shut down the fan girl inside. She’s been watching these women kick butt and take names for two years. Without having met them, I fell in love with them all. Now, […]
I still remember the night I passed all of my (WFTDA) minimum skills – it was at the end of a Monday night practice when Smashley Destructo gave me the good news. Why is that significant? Because it meant that my first practice with the league was on a Wednesday night – guided scrimmage! I […]
My name is SheWanna Rock, and I am a new skater. I joined the league in June after advanced tryouts, but that wasn’t my first try. My first attempt was during new skater recruitment in November 2011- I didn’t make the cut. I was determined though, and you know what they say, if at first […]
My stomach churns uncomfortably and I recognize my growing panic ̶ sweaty palms, short, sharp breaths, and I think I might possibly vomit. I’m freaking out. I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. It’s June 6th, my first practice with The Chicago Outfit. I watch the other skaters, so agile, tough, and completely intimidating. […]
[column size=”1-2″ last=”0″] [/column] [column size=”1-2″ last=”1″] Smashley ‘The Spaniard’ Destructo #110% Featured Coach Q. How long have you been a member of the Chicago Outfit, and how did you get involved in derby? A. This is my 5th season playing roller derby. I originally saw the Chicago Sirens play and instantly fell in love […]