#666

Suzie Crotchrot

“When in Rome, take Roman Showers.”

Hometown: The Region

Derby Position: Wherever

Tell us about your derby alter-ego: I’ll eat your children.

How did you get into derby? Birds of a feather flock together.

If you had a special attack move [out on the track], what would it be? If I had a special attack move on the track it would be to eat the entire opposing pack and then barf them out whole after my jammer scores all attainable points.

Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? My partners in crime are Lola Blow and Lady K. We are a trifecta of fun times and good looks

Who is your favorite gangster? My favorite gangster is Sad Girl from Mi Vida Loca. Buy me 10 pairs of Nike Cortezes please.