#43

Sneer and Loathing

“Skating in search of the American Dream”

Tell us about your derby alter-ego: I read Fear and Loathing when I was way too young and I’ve been hooked ever since. As an English major and a wanna-be crazy person, Hunter S. Thompson will always have a special place in my heart.

How did you get into derby? Why The Outfit? I saw myself as a pretty decently tough chick and thought, “Hey, I should be around other tough chicks.” If you didn’t know already, the Outfit is the toughest Chicago’s got.

Do you have a partner in crime? Agony Andy, a beautiful hoe

Who is your derby wife? I am very blessed to be married to the lovely Hellevator. Don’t let her good looks fool you, though; she’ll knock you down faster than you can say “I hate the Simpsons!”

Who is your favorite musician? Freddie Mercury. He was too fabulous and talented for life.

Random fact about you? I own more books than I do clothing. Seriously. My room looks like a disorganized library with no shelves.