#38

Maude Topsy

Hometown: Holly, MI

How did you get into derby? I’m usually scared of everything, but now retired Outfit skater/original gangster, Graves 5ft Above, convinced me that “it’s not that hard,” so I showed up to a bootcamp. Turns out, Graves is a beautiful, filthy liar, but I was hooked from the moment my wheels (then ass, shortly thereafter) hit the floor.

Say you had a power animal…what personifies you? Baby teacup pig in rain boots, of course.

What is your pre-bout ritual? Pooping? Does pooping count as a ritual?