Agony Andy

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Agony Andy

“Don’t play with this doll.”

 

Hometown: South Suburbs of Chicago

Derby position: Bully

Who is The Outfit? The Outfit is an unstoppable force of womanpower and strength. We are the baddest girlgang to ever exist.

If you had a special attack move out on the track, what would it be? Cackling in the jammer’s face as I make her cry.

Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? Sneer and Loathing and the rest of TEAM SATAN. We channel all of the evil and darkness inside of us to collectively terrorize the other team. We make ‘em cry, bite their heads off and dance in their blood. While cackling.

What is your pre-bout ritual? Consuming excessive caffeine, applying black lipstick and doing The Percolator.

Awards/Honors: Dynamic Duo 2013 with Sneer and Loathing