Spank Williams

Hometown: Chicago

Derby Position: NSO

Tell us about your derby alter-ego: A good ol’ fashioned gal always ready for a good time, a song and dance, or a good nap.

How did you get into derby? Jabs kidnapped me once, and the rest was history.

Awards / Honors: Most Likely to Get Distracted By a Shiny Object, 2010. Then I get meds for my ADD. YEAH!