Spaghetti Wresting Tonight!
The Chicago Outfit will be hosting their annual Spaghetti Wrestling event tonight, Saturday April 5th, 2014!
What is Spaghetti Wrestling? Exactly what it sounds like.
Here are some stories from spaghet-vets: "I wrestled #smashtag last year because I had a huge crush on her and so I asked her to wrestle me. We were Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox, mostly because I wanted to see her in a cute lumberjack costume. From there, the rest is kind of history, we are still together one year later."- Keli Ka-POW-sk8s
"The very first Spaghetti Wrestling event we ever had, I wrestled in. There were no themes, just a pool of spaghetti, and the lot of us in old shirts and shorts ready to get full of Semolina. I made the mistake of drinking 5 shots of whiskey beforehand, lost my match against a spider monkey and immediately ran to the bathroom where I projectile vomited into the nearest toilet (+100 points for landing every single drop in the bowl). Golden rule of this event is to keep it sober until you win.' - Suzie Crotchrot
"I discovered superhuman strength taking tons of spaghetti to the dumpster. It took a whole village to clean up, because we needed to get rid of 200 lbs of spaghetti! We had to tip the dumpster over. Somehow we got strangers to help us. I think they were intrigued by the noodles." - Goose Cannon
"My first experience with volunteer work on the Outfit involved a letter, a giggly explanation, and 50 lbs of donated spaghetti. Thank you, Sam's Club! They do a certain amount of donations per month, so I just had to get a request letter in, talk to the manager to explain how wholesome it really was, and then they agreed!" - Pippi Long Smackings
Doors open at 8:00 p.m. at the Double Door at 1572 N. Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60622. The wrestlers take to the pool at 9:00 p.m. sharp: come early to secure the perfect spot to watch all the pasta-pounding action. Presale tickets can be purchased for $7 from any Chicago Outfit skater. Tickets may also be purchased at the door for $10. For discounted tickets at the door, simply bring canned food donations. Every two cans of food is a dollar discount, for a maximum of $5 for 10 cans. Food donations will benefit the Greater Chicago Food Depository.
The Chicago Outfit proudly partners with Vaudezilla Burlesque for Spaghetti Wrestling this year; Vaudezilla will perform the opening act, and a dance party hosted by DJ Vader will follow the main event.