Too Weird to Whatever
I guess a good place to start is that I’m one of the youngest ladies on the league, but never fear! I’m old enough to party it up in Big Girl Bars this year.
I’m currently studying English and Women’s and Gender Studies at Roosevelt University and I hope to one day turn that into a job advocating for rape victims and victims of domestic abuse.
I think I had three different hair cuts last season-mohawk, crew cut, and letting nature do its thing-but I’ve finally settled on these weird bangs.
I go through these phases where I either spend way too much time on the internet or I start a new book and kind of disappear; books kind of go with the territory of the whole English major thing.
I’ve recently decided I don’t mind tea after years of only drinking coffee, but I blame that on my lame tea barista job.
The love of my life is my stupid pet bearded dragon; his name is Terrance. But right after him comes my stellar boyfriend
I tried skateboarding once and it was a disaster... four wheels per foot, please.
Peaches are probably my favorite fruit, and I’m definitely into the musical artist Peaches. So there’s that.
I had a beautiful, talented derby wife last season who tragically couldn’t rejoin this time around. But now I have a pretty rad mistress #AgonyAndy
I have the best, most supportive parents in the world. My mom has a shirt that says Mama Loathing on the back and she wears it to all my bouts and my dad’s an ex-wrestling coach who treats me like one of his athletes. They’re amazing.
I used to nanny, for almost six years, for one of the most amazing families in the world. Those two girls are like my kids if I didn’t have to give birth to them. I love them.
And last but not least, I’m ready to put some heads on some f***ing sticks this season!