An Ode to Sneer and Loathing


- to the tune of “Birthday Song” by 2 Chainz’

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty Scrr Scrr, Wheels moving, skatin' to it She out at Fleetwood, Jams everywhere Made the lead jammer, she got fans everywhere She the realest blocker breathin' if I hold my breath Referee, with the whistle make you hit the bench.

Extendo hits, extendo roll When your girl leave the track she need a hair salon See, Sneer’s a killer, on the derby track-athon She done have more bombs hits than Pakistan Hip bomb, Shoulder bomb, and a Can-opener-bomb See skata, She knock you and you will fall.

When I die, bury me inside the roller rink. When I die, bury me inside the roller rink. True to our religion, true everything we too different So when I die, bury me next to Outfit b*****s

Sneer, will you be my derby mistress? 4eva? 4 eva eva?

Your ho,

 Agony Andy