Solving my love for Undead Miss Red



I'm not good with words, but I had to put down how I felt about Undead Miss Red. She's the yin to my yang in derby. The thugs to my hugs. I'm so happy she's with me in the Outfit and I'm looking forward to many seasons of happy derby marriage together. So the best way I knew how to show her the love is through math. This inequality might look confusing at first, but, when simplified, the love is obvious


-Mimi Furst