Zombilena #134

“She’s not playing roller derby, she’s chasing yer brains!”

 Chicago, IL
Derby position: whatever my body allows

Did you play other sports previously? 
Softball, Volleyball, & Bowling

If you had a special attack move out on the track, what would it be? 
I’d like to create a cool move with my wifey Satanik where we sammich smash a jammer trying to get in between us, but it’s still in the works. I want people to refer to us as the “Gruesome Twosome”.

What other derby players do you admire?
I have crushes on every girl on my team. Shhhhh! Don’t tell wifey, she’s a psycho hose beast. 😬