Stryker Down #86

“Don’t be stupid. I hate people.”

Hometown: Chicago, IL
Derby position: Wherever I land (preferably standing)

Why The Outfit? 
Why not!?

Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? Who is your derby wife? 
Just me and my shadow

If you were a gangster, what would your calling card be? 
It would definitely be 1980’s Olan Mills portraits of people posing with their pets!

Random facts about you? 
I’m not 27, If I won the lotto I would open an animal sanctuary, and I know sign language.