Slamherin Diaz #305

“Best known for her work in Being John Smackabitch!”

 Miami, FL
Derby position: Trying to stay alive.

If you had a special attack move out on the track, what would it be? 
It would pretending that I am about to puke so all the punks would freak and get out of my way. :) Or just saying, "excuse me, I'd like to get by now".

Do you have a partner-in-crime? Who are they? Who is your derby wife? 
My green-haired babe, Mad Eye Moodswings!

Random fact about you?
I learned how to ride a unicycle before I learned how to ride a bicycle! But don't let that lead you to believe that I'm terribly coordinated, or anything like that. I disappointingly no longer know how to ride a unicycle because, well, as it turns out-- it is not just like riding a bike.