Satanik Hispanik #999
"¡¡¡El frijol mas chingon!!!"
Derby Position: Blocker/aspiring pivot
Did you play other sports previously?
Nope, nope, nope.
What's the story behind your derby name?
I got it from the movie 30 Seconds Or Less. A Chicago actor plays your typical gang banger and is asked, "Who the fuck are you?" He responds with, "I'm the mothafuckin satanic hispanic, doggie." It was great. 😁
Why The Outfit?
It was meant to be.
What other derby players do you admire?
There are too many to name, but my main hero is Shaina Serelson.
Say you had a power animal…what personifies you?
Chihuahua...cuz I won't stop coming for you.
What is your pre-bout ritual?
Eating a protein rich breakfast, pooping over 5x, and listen to some fucking metal to get pumped for the bout!!! 😬
What's your "pump up" song?
“Domination” by Pantera
Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? Who is your derby wife?
😍🍕😍 Zombilena 😍🍕😍