Paingel #107

“Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast"
- Alice in Wonderland

Hometown: Chicago
Derby Position: headlights up, tailpipe down

If you had a special attack move out on the track, what would it be? 
It would have to incorporate a triple back flip on skates somehow.

Why The Outfit? 
They have super sweet dance moves.

Do you have a partner in crime? Who is your derby wife? 
I have a few derby wives, more like a harem.

What is your pre-bout ritual? 
It involves peeing a million times, lots of nausea, and perhaps even a touch of diarrhea, yo.