“Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast"
- Alice in Wonderland
Derby Position: headlights up, tailpipe down
If you had a special attack move out on the track, what would it be?
It would have to incorporate a triple back flip on skates somehow.
Why The Outfit?
They have super sweet dance moves.
Do you have a partner in crime? Who is your derby wife?
I have a few derby wives, more like a harem.
What is your pre-bout ritual?
It involves peeing a million times, lots of nausea, and perhaps even a touch of diarrhea, yo.