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Laissez Fear #514

“You can’t give the invisible hand a forearm penalty”

Hometown:
 Oak Park, IL
Derby position: Jammer

Did you play other sports previously? 
Um, does Musical Theater count?

Why The Outfit? 
I love the familial, take-on-all-comers, we’re-just-here-to-hit-people-and-love-each-other vibe!

What other derby players do you admire?
I admire Bea, she’s such a good leader and when she comes at you, ouch it hurts.

Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? Who is your derby wife?
HI LORAXE SORRY YOU NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS