Laissez Fear #514
“You can’t give the invisible hand a forearm penalty”
Hometown: Oak Park, IL
Derby position: Jammer
Did you play other sports previously?
Um, does Musical Theater count?
Why The Outfit?
I love the familial, take-on-all-comers, we’re-just-here-to-hit-people-and-love-each-other vibe!
What other derby players do you admire?
I admire Bea, she’s such a good leader and when she comes at you, ouch it hurts.
Do you have a partner in crime? Who are they? Who is your derby wife?
HI LORAXE SORRY YOU NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS